Nigellicious!

Alright. Today is 21st of April and it's my freaking buddy's BIRTHDAY!! So in honor of his most special 21st birthday of which I have no choice but to skip because I'm a thousand miles away, I have now decided to dedicate this blog post to him and hopefully, he would receive it and be amused!

First of, we see the transformation of the guy we all know and love, from humble beginnings, he was just a boy with a dream...

                        BEFORE                                                                                                    AFTER

Surprise? Well don't be. That is the just Nigel, changing slowly like a caterpillar into a butterfly. Now, he is under the cocoon phase! Who knows what come out from that cocoon when it hatches!!

Anyways, we will now go back in time and see the eccentricities that make up the composition in nature that has brought us the blessed being we all know and love called Nigel.

As this photo shows, he was a very energetic and bubbly boy. He could never sit down and stay, he had to be jumping around and climbing on windows!!

 He is a lover of nature. He enjoys nature and can smell the best of nature, although obviously that is not any flower of any kind that is popular with any pleasant smell.

 Just as he takes nature seriously, he takes his spy job even more seriously. He is known to be part of the "Sheong's Angels" but shhh! He never confirms that identity!

 And when Christmas comes along, Nigel is not just your ordinary boy that waits for his presents. He brings along his 'Santarinas' and spread the joy of Christmas together! To conceal their identity, they were cautious with their fashion choice. Black.

 And when the day is over, Nigel comes back to the comfort of his pillow. Yes, a very very comfortable pillow...

 When times seem bad, Nigel does part time job as a pretend pet. And for this lucky girl, she got a new puppy!

 Nigel is rumoured to be married. However, I am here to clear the fact that, this is not his wedding photo. No, he was just modelling for a wedding photo shoot.

 When it comes to Nigel's eccentricity, he is a well known professional when it comes to trans-gender roles especially in photographs. Here is an example. =)

 There was a time when Nigel forgot to shave his eyebrow as he should in his schedule. Result: this unforgettable photo with 'Barack Obama'.

 Argh! He shouts along with his favourite tennis player, Madeliene See!

 He's proud of what he's blessed with. As the sign shows, Girls..that way in -> -> ->

 When the cameraman forgets his time, this is what happens. Nigel with an amazing pose even when he is digging for gold.

Hmmm.....Hahahahhahahaahahaaha...... (Inside joke)

 Slamming his head into the oven won't take away his spirit!!

 Whoops! Where's our sense of privacy? Sorry, Mr. Strong! Don't punish us with your strength!

 As this photograph shows, Nigel is prone to very very very authentic poses. In this photo, he acts as a guy about to fall off the stairs thanks to an unexpected purge of gas from a very kind friend.

 Though it may not seem hard to believe, Nigel is also quite popular with the stars. Here he is with.... wait, what's his name again?
"I don't give a shyte if he is a fcukin environmentalist...humanity will be damned before Mother Nature if he continues with that cocky attitude" Chester comments. Well, I have nothing to add.

 Anyways, as we all should know by now, NIGEL IS AWESOME. And we all love him like a brother from another mother. We celebrate our joy with him especially on a day like today, jumping for joy and reaching for the skies!

And that is why....Here's to you, my best buddy. Cheers cheers cheers!

May you have a wonderful day today, may you always smile like the sky will never fall, like the rainbow will never go away, like the rain washing away the sorrows of the past.

May you see the future as a bright star, and the past a book to learn from. May you always be well and happy.

I love you as a friend, you know I do. Never for a moment should you ever doubt me as your friend, for I will always be there through the thickness and thinness in life. Breaking barriers and boundaries with you is a blessing in my life.

I am glad that your parents had given life to you, I am glad they named you Nigel, I am glad that among all the Nigels in the world, I got to meet the Nigel that is You.


Happy Birthday, you blessed soul!

Peace out, y'all...