You know, I'm just so lazy to even wanna type this post out...
So, probably, I'm just gonna make it simple...
Let's see....it's the fifth day of CNY already....
Tradition has it that, today is the day people would normally go out and obseve the weather. The weather today would mean the condition of the year for them. So, it's natural that normally, poeple would want the weather today to be very sunny and with a clear, blue sky.
So, being the Chinoise guy that I am, I woke up today and took the effort to look at the sky today.
Well, here's my late weather report...not forecast...
The weather today seems cloudy with a tinge of rain to accompany it in the evening. It was advisable to bring an umbrella along to wherever you wanted to go but if you hadn't, then forget it. The day is already over. Please do tune in for the next weather report.
Yeah, I know..."What in the world was Julian trying to do? Ruin such a lovely weather forecast?"
Sorry la...I am damn that lame ma....
Okay, so, the year is gonna be gloomy and moody and terrible for me. I just can't imagine a better way to think about my STPM year...
I knew this was gonna happen, I just wonder how many more other people is in the same boat as me now...
I hope nobody is....
Ah, let's see how many would believe me saying that...
You know the saying la, 'Misery loves company'....you think i want to be the captain, the sailor and also the passenger of the boat meh?? I want company la....Of course...
So, what would somebody like me do in such a gloomy and moody day?
Study? Collect red packets? Stuff myself crazy with food in other people's homes? Wait, study? Owhgosh...that would be the day....
Yup...what did I do? Well, people who know me well should have guessed it already...
Am I that predictable? I hope I'm not...I hate to be a lousily-written book which people can predict the ending after reading the first chapter...
Haih, I spent my time in cyber la...Shooting down more infected....
You know, there's that feeling...enjoying shooting down fugly humans which are like totally ewww....
You see the blood from them splattered all over your monitor screen, you have that nice feeling...
It's like, you're shooting down your worries one by one...or if you use a shotgun, many by many....
However, today's game was rather fun if ya ask me...
Cause among the many times I've played, today's the day I can say....
I did rather well....Whatever may Jeremy, Roy or Yings may say, today I did a nice job with the Tank...
Yeah....I even got to use the Hunter and like totally rape that Francis(Jeremy) to bits and pieces!!
Oh well...that's all...School's starting soon again...
Books, get ready for more of my drool and snoring...Okay, that sounded bad...
Anyways, enjoy the rest of your CNY....It only comes once every year....
Before I leave, I wanna show off some nice pictures of Lady Gaga...Cause she's hot...
A foursome picture to show Lady Gaga at her best…
Hot….
Bending back…mouth open…
Hmm….nice….
Okay, that sounded wrong…
Wow…blue lightning tattoo on her face…
The zebra stripes…probably silk…
The super stare look….
The supermodel pose…
Hot…
Something is totally freakin’-ly wrong with me now…
But me like…
Alright…enough for now…Tune in for more humour and lame jokes, courtesy of the J.(What the??)
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