Post #7: The Ending

Hello my dear, dear readers, guess what? It’s the last day of the challenge! Today is Sunday, the 1st of May a.k.a. Labour’s Day. Well, it would seem more appropriate for Labour’s Day to be on a working day but I guess it should be fine, everyone should enjoy today as a holiday too!
Now, what if I told you I’ve got the perfect book for you to read? Well, It’s not exactly your basic everyday book but I have to say, this book is particularly more for guys, and guys with a special attribute. Hehe, you’ll understand as you read further.
The book is satirically entitled, ‘How To Live With A Huge Penis: Advice, Meditations and Wisdom for Men Who Have Too Much’. Yeah, dayyyymmmm right??

I bet by now, my friends Jer and WS should be laughing hysterically if they know about the existence of this book. I mean, I sure did when I first saw this book on the shelve in Borders. Like, Woahhh….seriously, a book like this? This is fantastic! It’s like a joke book that we definitely have to check out!
If you are still laughing hysterically, don’t worry…I understand. I still am too. The contents of the book seemed so serious, it makes it even more funny to read, seriously. They talk about the difficulties of living with a huge penis, how it’s hard to walk….No skinny jeans…having to adjust a lot, and blah blah blah…
As you can see, even the stick man on the cover of the book has 3 legs…the middle one is obviously not a leg. But you have to understand, the author is actually a doctor.
So, as I pondered about this book…I realize, this book can actually help to attract the opposite sex. How? Imagine yourself, getting a copy of this book and just heading to the nearest Starbucks and then ordering yourself a cup of coffee and just hang out in the coffee shop. Then, you take the quiet moment alone sitting just opposite of a table filled with a couple of hot chicks…
That is when you pop out that book, and just act all cool and totally absorbed into the book, all the while making sure the chicks are able to see the cover of the book very precisely. Can you imagine now? What do you think is going to happen? Obviously one of them are going to be curious and perhaps would start glancing at you occasionally…Then, you can act all worried, and just ask ‘Were you looking at me?’…And maybe that’s where your conversation starts….right? Right?
This was an amazing coincidence that I saw this book. If I’m not mistaken, there’s a video about this. I dunno should I show you but, it was really funny to me. So, I guess those Great Wall jokes seem pretty funny now too eh, Jer?? =D

Truth be told, I think I should stop. That video made me laugh a bit too much. Okay guys, I’ve completed my challenge! Woohooo….Congrats to me!!!

Thank you, thank you…I wish you all the best, but stay tuned for more posts in the future! Hahah!
Enjoy yourselves!!