Now, all of us know that one of the essential things that a human does besides eating, sleeping, breathing and living is excreting. Really!
Imagine not pooping or peeing...Do you think you can last as long as you are now?
Hell no, you'll be full of crap, and you'll stink yourself to death (and that's probably the least of your problems).
So like, okay....because of gravity right, our poop doesn't go all floaty floaty and start swimming around your face. Aren't we lucky?
We sure are. But think about it...
What about the poor astronauts in outer space?
Do they have to go through life shifting through a compact space filled with their own excrement everywhere? How can you live in such an environment?!
Okay, okay...I know you smarty pants out there must be saying, obviously they must have a way to do it la. Well okay, if you're so smart...why don't you explain to me?
I know you won't. Because you're a douchebag. Yes I said, I said, I said it because I can~~
So what you guys think? How do they do it? It can't be possible for it to be a normal toilet...then what bout something like the airplane toilet? Vacuum? You're half right. But then, think...even in the airplane, you can still see your feces before u flush it away, do u think that this works in outer space? No way! If you can see it, means it's gonna go floating to your face already!!
So, if you're totally out of ideas how they do it up up in space...Let me fill you in.
So, did you find that informative? I hope you do. Today is all about...information!
Knowledge is Power, my friends. The more you know, the better your life can be.
And now, you know how Astronauts do their business up in space without having to wear diapers or play with their own feces while they work!
Cheerio, my readers!
Take a look at yourself in the mirror, who do you see looking back?
Is it the person you want to be, or is there someone else you were meant to be, the person you should have been but fell short of?
Is someone telling you, you can't or you won't? Because you can.
Sometimes happiness doesn't come from money or fame or power. Sometimes happiness comes from the good friends and family. And from the quiet nobility of leading a good life.
Believe that love is out there, believe that dreams come true everyday, because they do.
So take a look at that mirror and remind yourself to be happy because you deserve to be, believe that.
Is it the person you want to be, or is there someone else you were meant to be, the person you should have been but fell short of?
Is someone telling you, you can't or you won't? Because you can.
Sometimes happiness doesn't come from money or fame or power. Sometimes happiness comes from the good friends and family. And from the quiet nobility of leading a good life.
Believe that love is out there, believe that dreams come true everyday, because they do.
So take a look at that mirror and remind yourself to be happy because you deserve to be, believe that.
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Hahahahahaha why suddenly scold people one? Omigosh I LOL-ed at that part.
Lol...It was more like passive aggression. I wrote it like in a not-to-be-taken-seriously way. =P
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA!!! Me likey your style!!! :D *clap clap... Astronauts play with their own feces while they work!!! I almost died laughing reading that... I started to imagine it already when i began to read that sentence!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! totally gross...
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