Take a look at yourself in the mirror, who do you see looking back?
Is it the person you want to be, or is there someone else you were meant to be, the person you should have been but fell short of?
Is someone telling you, you can't or you won't? Because you can.

Sometimes happiness doesn't come from money or fame or power. Sometimes happiness comes from the good friends and family. And from the quiet nobility of leading a good life.

Believe that love is out there, believe that dreams come true everyday, because they do.
So take a look at that mirror and remind yourself to be happy because you deserve to be, believe that.

October 04, 2009

Random Convo 2...(Revised Censored Version)

Here’s another conversation I saved up to let my readers waste their time...
This time around, it’s me and daddy (no, not my real dad it’s Roy...)
Word of caution firstly, this conversation is very very obscene in certain areas, and very very stupid and retarded in most areas...
So, please understand, Roy was kinda retarded when I spoke to him one night...
He was probably very high after....well, why don’t you read to find out?


Julian: ai yak........whatcha said?

Roy: c now I bet she already brought a webcam from penang (if she is reli dare)
bcoz I got her attention
hehe

Julian: I missed what ya said....only got the streaming porn vid part.........

Roy: OO

Julian: suddenly shut the convo........sorry

Roy: nvm

Julian: good.........

Roy: erm....
hav u watch b4 gay porn?
wakakaka i noe it sound sick
but hav u?

Julian: WTF................................nothing to do meh

Roy: ahahaha
u c last time my friend play a prank oni my sis
sending her gay porn link
and so happen she klik it
ok ..... den i make used of dat and said dat i have a webbie
stream it live to her
my so call dick dat length 15cm
which happen to b any actor's dick
wakakakaka
so she tot was mine
den I tell her to get a webbie too
so she can strip in front of me
wakakakaka
she buy it
tot was my dick
of coz i hav to show her my face la
den I used my phone cam to do it

Julian: she fall for that trick abit too easy....

Roy: niama she say she wan to suck dat dick
Zzzz

Julian: oooooh...........me too.......

Roy: immediately she saw dat thing
zzzz

Julian: come, drop ur pants....like u got 15..............

Roy: ahahahaha

Julian: sweat la you.......

Roy: tell u suthing
is oni 5 cm la
wakakakaka

Julian: actually, I think 15 is short lo
Haha

Roy: wat!!!!
how long is urs wei
wtf

Julian: you kena pulak.........

Roy: longer den dat ar
wtf
cheh
zzzzz
i tot u serious
but nvm 1 day
juz 1 day
i will rmbr dis
and den help u do body check up

Julian: wth.........................................................

Roy: den we c which 1 is true dat u said
Wakakakaka

Julian: sienzz.............

Roy: I will rmbr dat k

Julian: shut up la.........
like nothing to do like that.........

Roy: even tell black ass my evil masterplan
muahahahaha
come on don’t b shy

Julian: wtv roy..........

Roy: having a longer dick makes the gal excite u now

Julian: the sicko bastard you are........

Roy: juz like the 1 yesterday

Julian: and seriously, I said nothing...

Roy: ok la

Julian: only you and ur sicko imagination.......

Roy: let u go la
like I wan to do something like dat to u

Julian: all those porn has gotten to ur head...........

Roy: later u don’t friend me I cry

Julian: damaged it beyond repair..........

Roy: yayayaya
even yesterday night
I can’t sleep
keep giggle

Julian: retardation of the brain due to obscenity.........

Roy: niama her reaction is like damn swt wei
reli farnie shit

Julian: see....giggling upon resting.....signs of retardation

Roy: too bad cant share
reli farnie la

Julian: why cannot??
must be u r the one damn sweat.......


Roy: dis com can’t save my msn msg
is a family com

Julian: yerr.....cannot imagine u la...

Roy: no1 in crazy ideas
most important sick bij like her buy it
dats wat make me giggle all nite
*no.1

Julian: and to think I thought u were decent........

Roy: lemme check c if deres is any msg save or not first

Julian: that's why I friend u.......

Roy: zzzz

Julian: now I got second doubts.......
I think u go back to black * ass la.......
I’m not the type of ppl for you........

Roy: nahh...... first time engage in c-sex
of coz make the full out of it la
bside

Julian: yeah yeah.............'first time'............

Roy: I didn’t lose anything
like exposing my little bro
oi
first time la
diu

Julian: hmmmm...............................riiiiiiiiight................

Roy: zzzz

Julian: okay.....I get it.......first time.....hmmmm.................

Roy: anyway I sure let pk know bout dis incident 1
my very FIRST TIME C-SEX

Julian: have fun telling everybody u want.............
just remind me to stay away from ya.........

Roy: is a compilement la dont u think so

Julian: thanks

Roy: I manage to get the bij buy my story
I mean tell dis to every1 is a compliment

Julian: I think she's also playing with ya..........

Roy: zzz
if so
I didn’t lose anything either

Julian: in some way............I don't think this gonna come out right..........
so..........
like I said......

Roy: maybe just expose my face

Julian: have fun........

Roy: XD

Julian: ur fun.......
and just........
nvm

Roy: ?
aiyo
come on la
I’m a nice guy
don’t u think so
^^
miao~
forgot u hate cats
rowr

Julian: errm...............used to think that way.........
but i don't think so no more

Roy: TT
argg
so much for the fun
my reputation pun gone down the drain
zzzz

Julian: btw..
ya got 100 bucks to spare?

Roy: ?
y so?
i do hav some spare here
u wanna do magic?
Lolz

Julian: well, i own some ppl money....and erm........ehehe.............

Roy: okok np

Julian: just kidding.......................................................................................................................

Roy: zzzzz

Julian: lolz..................
kena again la you.........

Roy: zzzz

Julian: well, i thought...........

Roy: screw u

Julian: fine............come la......

Roy: zzzz

Julian: screw all u want........

Roy: screw ur belly button

Julian: i'm not really worthy after all..........

Roy: xD

Julian: screw whatever.........
but i think u don't want liao wan la....so nvm la

Roy: i wan
of coz i wan
juz like the victim dat i caught yesterday
muahahaha
i shouldnt hav deleted her add

Julian: u know what u want meh............cheh..........

Roy: and check c today she got her webcam or not
den i can laugh my ass off
and bcoz of her i found out dat im actually cute
><>

Julian: anyway....i think if u show her eugene's face also she say cute la...
she just want sex.........

Roy: diu wat so fun c-sex
and she kep saying she is rubing her puss
zzz

Julian: how i know some ppl.............cannot find ppl to actually do mah,.....
so do cyber wan la.......

Roy: she look so hot
Zzz

Julian: yucks.......rubbing puss.......wait until kena infection

Roy: ahahaha
Nonono

Julian: no kidding..........

Roy: she call it fingering her psuu

Julian: ohmyeww.........

Roy: biasa la

Julian: thank god i know no such ppl in this world...........

Roy: lady mah
ahahaha
hu noes pk behind closed doors
mayb she like dat too

Julian: i'm not reading this...........

Roy: rmrbr she grab *'s dick b4
mayb u noe mayb.......mmmmm
ya mayb hm.....
ahahahaha
dis is gossip la
sick gossiping
which i find it fun
let do more next time
muahahaha

Julian: daddy....i'm still just a little boy.....what are you talking about?

Roy: ahahahaha
to prepare u for the savage world out there son
is for ur own gud

Julian: oh.....did i hear u say savage or *-rage?

Roy: both

Julian: i see.........

Roy: lol

Julian: daddy, i don't wanna grow up..........
adults are scaree........

Roy: icic
hmmm.....
lemme think son

Julian: like that day......i saw big bro.........

Roy: mayb u can join peter pan
?????
big bro doing wat dear?

Julian: nvm.............i think i saw big bro meditating....that's what he told me...

Roy: hahahahahha

Julian: but he was holding this magazine...
erm...

Roy: ic ur big bro got my genes

Julian: i tried asking mommy to tell me the name of the magazine...
but big bro kept the magazine already...

Roy: ahahahah
is there a bunny sign?

Julian: and he was only wearing his *...
oh yeah!! i saw that cute bunny sign in the magazine!!
i thought it was cute.....but big bro pushed me away....before i could see more

Roy: ooohh god dats my magazine!!!!!!
i meant errrr......
nothing

Julian: really??? yay...
daddy...
get the magazine for me........
i want to see the bunny again........

Roy: from wat u describe lok like ur big bro stole the mag from me
i will get it back dont wry

Julian: maybe.....but he kept it very well........
i think he hid it between the red * he got........
that bad brader.......
don't wanna share........

Roy: oooww
now playing hide and seek yea

Julian: so thin...............
push him away then he know...
and then i heard granddaddy found grandma already..........


Roy: @@

Julian: mommy told me wan......
but i keep telling her that that person is actually the ahmat's gf.......
she don't believe.......
so i ask u daddy.....
do we have a grandma?

Roy: nope
i tot she died liao

Julian: dAddy....i saw this in the magazine!!

Roy: ooh damn how i wish i got all the above saved msg in my com
ahahaha
okok dis it
ur big bro is getting grounded

Julian: yeah....so cute....got wear tuxedo summore.......
i want the magazine daddy!!

Roy: okok i will buy u 1
when u get me sumthing nice for my bday
^^

Julian: yay......then got give cars wan is it??
i want that yellow fast car daddy.........
i saw big bro also got.......

Roy: zzz

Julian: so fast one...

Roy: ? wat yellow fast car

Julian: but then he put up his.........
then he reverse the car....and then forward again.....and reverse.....

and forward......

Roy: huh???

Julian: nevermind daddy...........

Roy: ahahaha

Julian: big bro playing with his 'long' car........

Roy: i tot he had a black bmw
turns out to b a yellow car
zzz

Julian: this one not his one...
this one can shake, shake wan...

Roy: ahahahahaha
wei post dis shit up ur blog wei

Julian: what shit, daddy??

Roy: laugh all their eggs off

Julian: i only see words.......
shit is in the toilet leh.......

Roy: now dear

Julian: u teach me to shit in toilet...

Roy: daddy teach u sum thing new

Julian: so i shit there lo..

Roy: shit can oso b a figure of speech
like juz now daddy say shit

Julian: figure of bitch?

Roy: yaya sumthing la dat dady guees
anyway
come bak juz now
as i were saying

Julian: funny la you daddy

Roy: shit here oso means words
of coz there are no shit

Julian: oh....so when i say daddy saying words....

Roy: oni words

Julian: daddy is saying shits??

Roy: yes my dear
u learn fast
for example

Julian: yay..........me good boy

Roy: when daddy found out momy noe bout the mag
daddy will say shit!!!!
here means
daddy is in a horrible situation
which by daddy would not wan mommy to noe
but she noes

Julian: wah......so confusing, daddy...........

Roy: soo dady say ooh shi!!!

Julian: does that mean daddy wanna go toilet but too late?

Roy: yaya is oso applicable in dat kind of situation
son...
in life
u will encounter more of dis kind of words
like shit
or mayb fuck
there r universal words

Julian: yee.....why ppl like to talk about the thing coming out from the butt wan....

Roy: a type of modern words

Julian: so ugly...and smelly...

Roy: son figure of bitch son!!!

Julian: nobody talk about rubbish oso....but shit they wan to talk about...

Roy: they do....

Julian: yee....what is wrong with them....
by the way...
that day...
manny was telling me someething....
u wanna know a secret daddy?

Roy: yes dear?

Julian: it's about you actually........
Hehe

Roy: wat did momy said

Julian: MANNY........
not mommy.......

Roy: u noe is bad to kep secret from daddy

Julian: the guy who takes care of us...
that manny you hired??
you know??

Roy: yes?
Ya

Julian: yeah...
that manny say he saw u.......
i mean ur little bro........

Roy: ><
-.-
Julian: when u go pee pee........
yeee...........
why daddy so expo wan..........

Roy: no dear....
dady is a decent man

Julian: don't tell me daddy also likes guys too.......

Roy: manny muz b peking on daddy

Julian: that's why show ppl........guy and girl..........
yee.......i don't like daddy like this......
but daddy should have made sure nobody see....like u always teach me........
how come u let ppl see already wan.........

Roy: okok son daddy will fire dat perverted manny k

Julian: oh, u want to know what he say>>??
about ur *cute* little bro??

Roy: ==
damn it wei is getting late wei

Julian: haha....okayla daddy.......

Roy: i wanna go slep laio wei

Julian: let's just keep it that way la........
i'm sure u don't wanna know what manny said.........
daddy, i'm so happy i told u this...

Roy: if u feel like letting ever1 hav a gud laugh post dis convo up ur post wei
?

Julian: because it is so painful to keep it inside.......

Roy: okok u can share wif daddy

Julian: i know daddy always teach me to say it out...don't keep it in...
and i don't want to tell mommy...
because mommy might get angry and scold u....for doing expo
so i just tell u lo........
AND daddy, this convo will never be read by anybody in this world..........


Roy: ahahahahaha

Julian: and we will keep it that way.........

Roy: juz toobad not using my destop

Julian: cause u see....i only got part of it....after i accidentally shut the convo just now
so no fun lo

Roy: no la
is all in ur harddick 1
ops
disk

Julian: ewww......................
daddy........................

Roy: ops
Lol

Julian: go screw urself la daddy.........

Roy: wtf man
Ahahaha

Julian: that one i learn from jiejie
Haha

Roy: is under ur 'my document file'

Julian: she also taught me.....when u don't like somebody, just tell them..........
tanhoi
the prob is.......

Roy: yesyes
she learn dat from momy when she was young
><
Julian: i didn't put the option for saving the convo........

Roy: cheh.....

Julian: so, all my convos are never recorded.......
always said but never recorded wan...
i mean, why should i waste space la........


Roy: yaya true true
but mine juz too much space

Julian: cheh.........

Roy: soo y not wasted it

Julian: save all those horny convos u have.......

Roy: zzz
i wish

Julian: damn PTS la you........

Roy: pts?

Julian: nevermind daddy........

Roy: wat is pts?

Julian: jiejie teach me wan........
hehe
she say keep it secret.....

Roy: ???!!!

Julian: weeee.......................

Roy: wat in the world
??!!!

Julian: haha..........i know something that daddy dunno.........
i'm so smart.........

Roy: zzz

Julian: whee........

Roy: k la

Julian: hehe

Roy: go to bed now!!!!

Julian: night night daddy........

Roy: bb

Julian: dream of that girl daddy

Roy: i wish
muahahaha
damn!!!

Julian: have nice sweet drippy wet dreams..........

Roy: ==
==
==

Julian: haha

Roy: ==

Julian: i learnt that from manny
woohoo
bye

Roy: bye

Yeah, unfortunately the first part of the conversation was sorta deleted...
But it’s alright...nothing missed...


There you have it....random conversation 2...
Don’t be upset...more conversations will be coming up soon...
As soon as I start talking to more people again...
Wahahahaha...
P.S. : Yes, this is the revised, censored version because certain elements in the conversation had to be censored due to inapproriateness and vulgarity (PK just didn't want the whole world to know what she did...)

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