Random Convo...

Here's a conversation I was lucky to be able to record down through my phone...
Enjoy...

Anonymous 1: Your imba koko and your dad not goin school this Monday. But ah jie and ah man going. You leh ah ju going??

Anonymous 2: How you know koko & daddy not goin?

Anonymous 1: Your dad call me this afternoon. Then i just text your imba koko saying if you come on Monday i will give you choc then he say no, don’t want but the choc must give on tues!! @.@

Anonymous 2: Swted...so very swted...dunno la, this juju...he also very swted...dunno if he wanna come or not...U ask him la...

Anonymous 1: Aren’t you juju?? Come la. But i don’t know whether to celebrate chef’s birthday on Monday cause i got a feeling will be like max la 6 of us only T.T daddy suggested to celebrate on tues during recess o.

Anonymous 2: Ask him go celebrate himself la...sienzz. By that time, for what celebrate summore la...already took exam, very sad....T.T

Anonymous 1: Yea hor. That’s why i prefer celebrating on Monday itself where everyone have the mood xp. O.o can send to me gaya hp. no? By the way, i tried real blueberries today and i shall make a confession that i think er i stick to chocolate better >.<

Anonymous 2: Huh? Aiya, whatever la...BTW, since koko don’t want come on mon, no choc for him even on tues! And chef’s assistant no is ......

Anonymous 1: O me gosh your koko very swt talk mostly all about bunnies haha. It’s like having a bunny conversation only. Lolz. So you coming on Monday a ah juju?

Anonymous 2: Huh? Bunny convo? What the? Juju say he also dunno wo...dunno him la...that juju arr, i go pik-piak him then only he can answer wan...

Anonymous 1: If you are not juju then who are you geh?? You are juju la

Anonymous 2: R u sure? Sure don’t feel like it though...How you know I juju? He’s laughing at this convo in front of me now la...

Anonymous 1: Julian = juju = grace and roy’s son xP so you are juju *winks

Anonymous 2: Then you are wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong...Juju isn’t typing the msgs now...BTW, u very free arr? Texting so many people today, alot of credit arr you...

Anonymous 1: Now free so text lo. Come to think of it right today i contacted with the whole family. I sms pk this afternoon and called her but she was sleeping. Roy called me this afternoon, just texted Jeremy and i called kman and now texting you. Interesting ~~

Anonymous 2: ...err...very free la you...BTW, this is seriously not that juju...whoever that is...this is somebody else...

Anonymous 1: Not exactly. Cause need confirmation for koma birthday this Monday. O then who are you geh?

Anonymous 2: ...My name is zhai zhai...you can call me lengzhai...Hmmm...

Anonymous 1: Lolz ok zhai zhai. Lolz xP

Anonymous 2: Call me lengzhai la! Aih...what is this man...like that also dunno... you know bunny, but not lengzhai...no wonder so imba-baa...

Anonymous 1: What imba-ba is grace la. I call you by your name la zhai zhai. So since you want me to call you lengzhai, so lengzhai la. BTW, how are you related to juju?

Anonymous 2: Juju not lengzhai...only I am...that’s how we are related. He is bij, lengzhai is not...he is fat, lengzhai is not...

Anonymous 1: @.@ . Juju is not bij and fat la. @.@ . Have i meet you before??

Anonymous 2: Hmmm...well, i dunno who r u, but it seems u like berries, from what i can determine...Aiya, juju arr...he is bij la...& me arr, very lengzhai la...

Anonymous 1: O.o . i prefer artificial blueberries now though. Er no one is bij la. Why kept on saying you leng zhai geh? Please describe yourself xP.

Anonymous 2: Describe myself? Very easy...look like Brad Pitt, smile like Tom Cruise, body like Chad Michael Murray... Aiya, in simple words, lengzhai to the max la...

Anonymous 1: I see. You mean you got blonde hair and blue sparkling eyes a??

Anonymous 2: Eh, i got better than that la...Black silky hair, brown puppy eyes, make you melt arr...

Anonymous 1: How tall are you?? Where are you from?? How old are you?? What’s your favourite food??

Anonymous 2: ...Alot of questions la you...as long as u know i lengzhai can already...Wahhahahahahaha...Even your juju also laughing.

Anonymous 1: Haiyo lengzhai but can solve hard hard questions?? Juju a can solve all the hard questions a. Those who can’t solve always come to juju one. I bet juju smarter than you xP.

Anonymous 2: What the? You think i so loupeh meh? Guess who teach him wan...the lengzhai master la! Who else can do it man...

Anonymous 1: You tutor people meh?? Where is your centre?? Do you play cc?? Juju got all his intelligence by himself la. Somemore can read novels like 3 novels a week.

Anonymous 2: What makes you think he so pro arr?? This lengzhai taught him everything he knows la...aiya, don’t talk so much la, you lengloi or not first??

Anonymous 1: Is lenglui not lengloi. Don’t know, normal la. Ask juju la or whoever who knows me. I’m just a simple girl *winks xP

Anonymous 2: ...simple only arr?? Booring...i need to find my Angelina jolie...This lengzhai need a girl...you sure you not lenglui arr??

Anonymous 1: I don’t know la. Ask whoever who knows me la. Haha.

Anonymous 2: Your juju says you got many ex last time...must be very lenglui la? If not why so popular? Hmmm?

Anonymous 1: Er..Er..I still find myself normal keke *winks xP

Anonymous 2: Cheh, so modest for what la...tell everyone you lenglui la...no need so embarrassed...it’s the truth la.

Anonymous 1: Har?? But i’m really normal. What for need to tell everyone @.@ .

Anonymous 2: If you normal, then should have only few ex...you got so many, where got such thing as normal anymore...Aiya, admit it la...Lenglui la...Right?

Anonymous 1: Normal la. Doesn’t mean got a lot of ex means lenglui la. Some of them won’t consider as my ex cause the relationship also not serious. So i’m still normal.

Anonymous 2: ...Why you so modest wan...if got means got la...deny, deny...haiyo, boring la you..lenglui also don’t want...want to be normal...what’s wrong with lengluis? They go out with ppl like me...all the lengzhais...what’s wrong?

Anonymous 1: Har nothing wrong a. Just that i prefer to be called normal. It’s the heart that counts not the appearance xP. Hehe so i would rather prefer inner beauty than appearance hehe xP.

Anonymous 2: That’s what all those lame girls always say wan la...in the end, they still go for guys which very lengzhai wert...if not lengzhai, then don’t want...

Anonymous 1: I’m not lame girl la. Haiyo i’m normal. So i’m not lame. Inner beauty is way better than appearance la. Inner beauty last forever unless that person change la, outer beauty fades as time goes by.

Anonymous 2: ...seriously, you are lame with capital L. This is the modern world la...what you talking no longer applies, you are lame...got lengzhai don’t want, u want normal not nice guys...

Anonymous 1: Where got not nice. Some guys are nice keke I want a gentleman hehe.

Anonymous 2: ...gentleman? Aiyo, no more fairytales la...this is reality, gentleman is not existant. You find lengzhai, you should be very happy.

Anonymous 1: Why geh?? But if find lengzhai then the lengzhai will go find even more prettier lenglui then i mai mangsa??

Anonymous 2: That’s why you must very smart, after he fall for you, make sure he won’t go find somebody else...you make sure he only got eyes for you...other girls will be normal for him...Don’t you know that?

Anonymous 1: Wa how to do that wo?? Even if find lengzhai la must see whether got feelings for him first. Can’t simply jump into a relationship without knowing that person.

Anonymous 2: ...seriously, you are a very boring, lame girl la...cannot believe that juju, find friends also dunno how to find... girls, once found lengzhai, must make sure their clutch to the lengzhai is tight & cannot be broken...If not, byebye lengzhai lo...Like that also dunno...

Anonymous 1: Cause i’m not interested in finding lengzhai lo. So once you got your lenglui how you gonna make her stay by your side?? BTW, i’m not lame, boring girl leh...

Anonymous 2: If i find lenglui, haiya, that means i’m wanted, so many more will come wan...got more girls than guys, no worry la...but for you, you better hold on to him tight.

Anonymous 1: But i still prefer gentlemans then lengzhai keke xP.

Anonymous 2: ...Like i said lo, you are such a boring lame girl who still thinks about her prince charming...Hello, no such thing arr...this is reality!! Better wake up before it’s too late...Juju say you are swted banana, what in the world is that, I will never know..

Anonymous 1: LoLz o me gosh aiya is between us family only xP. You will know it maybe someday or later haha. Prince charming of course no such thing la aiya whatever la as long the guy have a heart, a caring one, understanding bla bla bla...

Anonymous 2: See? I better tell your juju to not talk to you too much, ruin his life only...Just keep thinking about your gentleman la...

Anonymous 1: Haiz. Whatever la. But i won’t ruin his life la. You go find your lenglui la xP. BTW, where is juju??

Anonymous 2: ...He say bluek...Why you want to talk to him? Talk to me la, I lengzhai wert...

Anonymous 1: Haiz. Then you can go find your lenglui lo.

Anonymous 2: ...I’m talking to one now, from what i can infer...

Anonymous 1: I’m normal la. @.@ . Ask juju to show pictures la you sure say i normal

Anonymous 2: ....Hmmmm...Hmmm...Fine then, since you don’t like me...I go away lo...Herh...

Anonymous 1: I didn’t say I don’t like you la. O where is juju?? BTW, how old are you ya??

Anonymous 2: Same age la...What you think? 5 year old baby with diapers or 50 year old with dentures meh....

Anonymous 1: LoLz i never thought of that haha. So where is juju?? Not that i don’t want to talk with you. Don’t get the wrong idea ya lengzhai xP.

Anonymous 2: ...Juju say he very tired, talk to you tmrw wo...See, I told you he very bij, dunno from where he learn wan...Herh, told you to talk to me, you don’t want...Cheh.

Anonymous 1: Lolz so cute la you xP.

Anonymous 2: I’m not cute, cute is ugly and adorable...I’m not cute, I’m lengzhai! Very lengzhai wan...

Anonymous 1: Ok lengzhai. LoLz.

Anonymous 2: Haiya, talk to you tmrw la...this lengzhai also want to sleep...need beauty sleep, then stay lengzhai...you should too, lenglui...Whahahahahahahahahhahahaha!

Anonymous 1: Sweet dreams lengzhai and juju. Lolz.

Unfortunately, the identities of the two people in this coversation cannot be revealed, fear of copyright material...
However, if you read properly, you should be able to guess who they are talking about...Hmmm...
Hope you have fun reading as much as I did!