I hear voices in my head
They council me
They understand
They talk to me...
Actually, today's the second part of the rat dissection that I did in school...
My rat, Big Bro which I saved from last week was brought out again from the dark, cold cellar and into the light of the day. The awful smell that accompanied it was totally horrendous, making one just having the urge to utter "OMG!" and hoping their appetite for lunch still exists. Big Bro was wrapped up like a little Christmas present, but all wet and soggy because of the formalin used to preserve it from being a breeding ground for small, even worse looking maggots which would have loved to slowly digest my Big Bro to a mushy mash. I got ready the dissecting 'bed' again and hurried to collect my Big Bro from his horrible chamber.
Once I unwrapped him out of his paper, I quickly pinned him up on his bed. I continued dissecting him, this time trying my very best to really understand the rat's anatomy the best I could. I removed quite the amount of organs from its body. To be more precise, I removed the whole GI from the larygnx down to the anus. However, the kidneys can still be seen attached to the body. After that, I got bored. I saw everybody was still kinda busy fondling with their rat's innards so I decided not to disturb them.
Let me just briefly describe the condition of the rest of the class. Chester and Kman were actually over at their table, convincing themselves to be more brave...
This is what they were chanting, like some karma...
"It's a chicken, just a chicken, It's a chicken, just a chicken...."
Then, there's PK...I don't know how, I don't know why...But her rat just looks so diseased and so dried up...Eew
Then, there's Kim, HL, Maddie and Nijiao at the back of the lab having fun with their rats...
There's Yings and JT with their rats just beside Kim and the rest.
And finally, Roy, who was sitting in front of me...
Wanna know what he was doing??
Eew...Let's make it short...skip all the gross convo we had...
He removed the GI of his Jelemi and then decided to slowly skin the whole rat, not alive but dead...so no animal rights here...
And he actually did it!! The whole rat was skinned...*Omg moment*
And then, he finally decides to do some mad scientist move...
*Old mad scientist voice* Eh he he he....remove its brain, I shall....
Oops, Yoda came up suddenly...sorry...
Erm, I'm not sure if he did remove the brain cause by that time...
I was already cleaning all my 'murder' weapons...
At the ending when everybody was rather finished with their rats, suddenly Yings again outdoes everybody...
By making his rat shit...He squeezed the shit out through the anus...
Oh gosh...Yeah Yings, you rock...
Oh heavens...And I'm supposed to dissect a new preserved rat next week...
This time to show my teacher...So gotta make sure it's nice, good and presentable...
And then must make sure I can identify all of its organs...
Oh gosh....
I hear voices in my head
They council me
They understand
They talk to me...
Talk to me...
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